A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just
won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"
-A Satan Joke
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One Dollar Bill at Church Satan Jokes
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've
you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a
cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a
while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of
stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church,
church, church."
-A Satan Joke
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Divorce or Satan in Action Satan Jokes
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and
then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."
-A Satan Joke
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A gang of robbers Satan Jokes
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal
lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted.
"We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had
$100 when we broke in!"
-A Satan Joke
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SATAN VS MYTHOLOGY
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a
hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
-A Satan Joke
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Show me your leg-Eyes full of women Satan JOKES
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl.
The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the
erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me
$1.00, I will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their
wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll
show you my thighs,".
And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The
girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation
continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you
where I was operated on for appendicitis."
All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and
points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the
distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
-A Satan Joke
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Infidelity Satan Jokes
A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3
golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home
from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his
dresser drawer.
The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every
time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the
drawer.
The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I
guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what
is the $2000 in the drawer.
The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them.
-A Satan Joke
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F--UCK HE'S DEAD JOKES
A bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy
working at the top acciddently knocked a brick off the 50th story,
when looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to
land on his noggin and briskly yelled, "Falling Brick". The boss
looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick
crashed to the ground.
The boss looked up at the wroker and yelled, "A $100 bonus for you laddy".
Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the
brick and decided he'd have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he
was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the
building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice,
fffffffffffffffff "FUCK HE'S DEAD"
-A Satan Joke
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